Damaged scrotum story

A vicar asks his congregation if anyone would like to express thanks for their answered prayers. A young woman makes her way to the front of the church and turns to face the congregation. "I would like to give thanks to my answered prayers! she announces. "Six months ago, my husband, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was agonizing and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." A stifled gasp came from every man in the congregation as they imagined the pain that the poor man must have experienced. The young woman continued, "My husband was unable to hold me or the c***dren," she went on, "he was unable to work and every move caused him excruciating pain." "We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of his scrotum by wrapping wire around it to hold it in place." At hearing this, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery and pain the man had endured. "Now," she announced in an emotional whisper, "thanks to the Lord, my husband has returned home from hospital and the doctors say that with time and rest, his scrotum should recover completely." Every man in the congregation let out a huge sigh of relief. The vicar then asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the front of the church. He said, "I'm the man that was involved in the accident" The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is - STERNUM."